Bulletin
3rd Sunday of Lent C 6th - 7th March 2010
THE RESPONSE TO THE PSALM IS:
The Lord is compassion and love.
Gospel acclamation: Praise to you O Christ, king of eternal glory! Repent, says the Lord, for the kingdom of heaven is close at hand. Praise to you O Christ, king of eternal glory!
This weekend there is a second collection for Papal and Episcopal Charities.
Monday 11.00a.m. in St. Teresa’s, Dumfries: Requiem Mass for Canon John Walls.
Tuesday in Newton Stewart at 12.00 The Requiem Mass for Agnes McGeehan. The remains will be received into the church on Monday at 7.00p.m.
Stations of the Cross after Mass: Wed Newton S.; Thurs Whithorn.
I have been told we are not supposed to renew the Eucharistic Ministers on Maundy Thursday. So this will take place in the three churches on 5/6 June, Corpus Christi.
Please take a bulletin to those who are sick or housebound.
Smilies
Idiot sighting #1
We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a “large enough motor” on the opener. I thought for a moment and said we had the largest that GARADOR made at the time, a 1/2 horsepower was larger than a 1/4. “No it’s not” he said
“Four is larger than two!!”
We haven’t used
GARADOR repair since.
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Idiot sighting #2
My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for “minimal lettuce.” He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce!!
