Bulletin
4th Sunday of Lent C 13th - 14th March 2010
THE RESPONSE TO THE PSALM IS:
Taste and see that the Lord is good
Gospel acclamation: Praise to you O Christ, king of eternal glory! I will leave this place and go to my father and say “Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you.” Praise to you O Christ, king of eternal glory!
Congratulations to Bob Simpson who is being ordained to the ministry of ACOLYTE this Sunday by the Bishop in Ayr. This is another major step on Bob’s journey to the Permanent Diaconate.
The first meeting of the parish Justice & Peace Group will be held in St. Ninian’s Hall on Wednesday 17th. March at 7.30p.m. All are invited to attend.
Next weekend there will be a second collection for the Building Fund.
Stations of the Cross after Mass: Tues Wigtown; Wed Newton Stewart.; Thurs Whithorn.
Dr. Jo Thorp has sent an update on Milo school, including a list of all that has been paid for with your donations. PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE.
Please take a bulletin to those who are sick or housebound.
Smilies
Idiot sighting #1
When my husband and I arrived at our local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. “Hey!” I shouted to the mechanic, “it’s open!”
His reply: “I know. I already did that side.”
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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, “What on earth are blind people doing driving?!”
She is a local County Councillor employed in Harrow.
